Organic Mutant

Sent: Tue 5/21/02 4:55 PM

To: XTINA

Subject: RE: news you can yews

Great! You’ll be happy to know that my old boss gave me the used cleaning supplies from his Chinese restautant, so I will be using the alley-broom and kitchen mop from him - no need to use yours! as for weeding the lawn, should we get a roto-tiller or just rent a Bobcat? I am happy to arrange either one. Personally, I like the raw, fresh look of upturned dirt as ‘landscaping’. oh, and I guess you are already salivating over the steamed wheat grass pie that is my breakfast specialty. it really cleans out your intestines! as a second dish, I will by doing something a little more experimental (fied chitterlings and hog maws) but I know how you love to try new flavors.

can’t wait!

:me

From: XTINA

Sent: Tuesday, May 21, 2002 4:34 PM

To: RICK

Subject: RE: news you can yews

Well first you will sweep my floors then wash them. After that you will clean my windows inside and out. After that I will let you take a break for exactly five minutes and no longer. Please be ready to weed the lawn after that. Then you will make my breakfast. Did I mention you will be starting at 6.30 am on Saturday morning?

More details to follow.

~seestur

From: RICK

Sent: Tuesday, May 21, 2002 4:31 PM

To: XTINA

Subject: RE: news you can yews

hey bloggist*,

yew are rokn the blog tuday. how iz yer day going? are you excited to see me this weekend? what do you have planned for my entertainment and enjoyment (besides puppy-time)? oh.

what else?

oh.

well, loooking forward to your reply.

your brother,

ricardo.

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