Organic Mutant

Do you watch American Idol? I thought former contestant Ryan Starr was pretty good lookin’, although I never heard her sing. So I was looking for some pictures of her when I came across a fan-page devoted to her. The wallpaper was not so great but, being good at wasting time, I decided to read the fan’s bio. It was, to say the least, a strange peep-hole into the vast wasteland of small-town celebrity worship and couch potatoes.