Things I haven’t done lately:

Gone to work before 10 am

Eaten dinner in bed

Found a wallet

Taken a bath

Washed a dog

Lost my wallet

Felt verve & interest in my work

Seen a movie at the theater (Damn Netflix!)

Studied for a class

Taken a four hour nap

Cleaned the house (it’s gross)

Vomitted (that’s good)

Patted someone on the back in sympathy

Grown a beard

Taken a drug test (Never)

Hit someone

Played tag

Looked at a giraffe

Subscribed to the newspaper

Eaten glue

Respected my work

Respected myself

God, THIS IS DEPRESSING.

nevermind