Organic Mutant

“"Winter has been declared the new summer ," thanks to box office juggernauts Harry Potter and Frodo Baggins.

Have you ever shared an idea (meaningful and profound to you) with a room full of people and everyone stared at you dumbfounded with no recognition of the idea you just shared? I have.

Buying this car has been one of the more painful experiences of this year (life?). I feel like a drowning cow in a river full of piranhas. The salesmen see you, ask what you’re looking for, and sink their expectations into you. I feel their eyes like teeth. That sounds [...]

cool

what about:

Mishuzzle, Schmizzle, Myizzle, Mazzle, Chilizzle, Meat Bizzle, Mashizzle, and, well, Chico?

FYI. You are Rishizzle. I am Chizzle. Mom is Mermizzle.