Organic Mutant

How about &quotTime is the new money&quot. No, wait. That’s not right.

Or maybe &quotFat is the new skinny&quot. Nope. That’s not really working either.

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Give me some time. Maybe I can come up with something better (doubt it!).

On that note, those declarations sometimes bother me unless I am the decreeing one.

I have been know to randomly shout out &quotDenim is the new black&quot or &quotDirty and wrinkled is the new black&quot without any irony whatsoever (except this much).