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Published by xtina
Nov 04

Things I have learned in the past five hours:

1. I am easily startled by loud noises and the stomach churning sensation of the the floor moving beneath my feet. Someone came out of the conference room which is across the hall from my makeshift desk & they had a very heavy tread or they dropped something. There was loud BANG and then the floor started swaying. I felt sick. Then I realised I was not going to DIE and I felt much better. The end. I started thinking about what significance a mushy floor might have in the event of an earthquake. I quickly quelled the flames of panic when I realized that I would only have a three-story fall and nothing would fall on my head (i.e. there are no floors above me). I felt a little better. The real end.

2.I can not read across a printed excel document even if there are lines. I have to use an arrow ruler (my mistakes immortalised for posterity for your amusement) in order to read across tha page. Of course, the pages are very long, but the numbers just sort of get all jumbled up in my brain.

BTW, the drink below is called the &quotPearl&quot.

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