Organic Mutant

This ridiculous means of contacting the Dim Son seems designed to make you wanna bust a nut. This drop menu democracy ain’t gonna cut it for me.

Dear Uncle Monkey-Face,

As a concerned citizen I’d like to express my "differing opinion" on science, but since as you don’t have a drop down menu for the partial abortion ban, stem cell research, or global warming I guess I will shut my fat woman’s mouth and quit my job and start fulfilling my role as house-woman and man-server as gawd-awful intended!

Thank you very much you smug fart,

Xtimu

As of now I am declaring a moratorium (for me) on making political statements here. There are many others who say it better and my ulcer is eating my stomach. So there!

Uncle!