What do you know?

The Rick Quiz: What do you know?

It�s his birthday and in celebration of his day, let�s take the quiz.

  1. Rick�s first word:
  2. a. Beer
    b. Ball
    c. Mama
    d. Dada

  3. Started walking:
  4. a. Born walking
    b. He walks?
    c. 10 months
    d. 18 months

  5. Started talking:
  6. a. Never stopped
    b. 3 months
    c. 14 months
    d. Just went straight to rappin�

  7. Best friend in elementary school:
  8. a. Brian Weiss
    b. Russell Peavey
    c. Danny Kemper
    d. Johnny Goulart

  9. Favourite elementary school*:
  10. a. Bagby
    b. Birchwood
    c. Farnham
    d. Laneview

  11. Favourite childhood saying:
  12. a. Are we there yet?
    b. Moooommm, Christina won�t let me�
    c. I need energy. You have energy.
    d. Get out the way�

  13. What did he call his paper route bike
  14. a. Routerator
    b. Transformer
    c. Routemobile
    d. He had a paper route?

  15. When was his first kiss:
  16. a. The nurse in the delivery room
    b. Kindergarten
    c. 6th grade
    d. 30th birthday

  17. First job:
  18. a. Fish market
    b. Mobile DJ
    c. Foster�s Freeze
    d. Collection agency

  19. What position did he play in football:
  20. a. Center
    b. Cornerback
    c. Quarterback
    d. Defensive Lineman

  21. What�s his favourite football team:
  22. a. San Diego Chargers
    b. Los Angeles Raiders
    c. Oakland Raiders
    d. San Francisco Giants

  23. Who�s his favourite football player of all time:
  24. a. Lyle Alzado
    b. John Elway
    c. Jim Plunkett
    d. Dan Fouts

  25. What college did he attend:
  26. a. San Jose State
    b. UCLA
    c. Cal
    d. Oakland State

  27. First job out of school:
  28. a. Insurance
    b. Dot Com
    c. Radio promotion
    d. Personal shopper

  29. Favourite Cuisine:
  30. a. American
    b. Thai
    c. Mexican
    d. French Fries

  31. Favourite dish that Mom makes:
  32. a. Tofu burgers
    b. Steamed veggies
    c. Enchiladas
    d. Spaghetti

  33. Favourite soda:
  34. a. Pepsi
    b. Bubble Up
    c. Doc Pepper
    d. Diet Coke

  35. Favourite drink:
  36. a. Bourbon straight up
    b. Gin n Juice
    c. Top shelf vodka
    d. Anything in a paper bag

  37. Ideal job:
  38. a. Music Industry Executive
    b. Football**
    c. Movie Director
    d. Personal Shopper

  39. Favourite Dog Breed:
  40. a. Rottweiler
    b. Chimaranian
    c. Boxer
    d. Poodle

  41. Favourite Dog:
  42. a. Wolfy
    b. Mishu
    c. Moula
    d. Max

  43. Allergic to:
  44. a. Everything
    b. Dust
    c. Cat hair
    d. Light

  45. Favourite article of clothing:
  46. a. Hoodie
    b. Dansko clogs
    c. Kenneth Cole jeans
    d. Goth cape

  47. Favourite store:
  48. a. AutoZone
    b. SF MOMA Gift Shop
    c. Fry�s
    d. Ross Dress for Less

  49. Favourite coulour:
  50. a. Red
    b. Oakland silver
    c. Baby blue, baby
    a. Blacker than the blackest black

  51. Favourite book:
  52. a. Green Eggs and Ham
    b. Blood Meridian
    c. Lord of the Rings
    d. The Bible

  53. Favourite movie:
  54. a. I, Robot
    b. Fahrenheit 9/11
    c. Fight Club
    d. Bad Santa

  55. Favourite song:
  56. a. Reloj
    b. San Jose Yup Yup
    c. Bonnie & Clyde 97
    d. Dear God

  57. Favourite sibling:
  58. a. I, Robot
    b. Murphy
    c. Christina
    d. �

  59. Goals for 2005:
  60. a. Release attachment to physical objects
    b. Learn C++ (perfect programmer�s tan)
    c. Travel
    d. Learn Klingon

  61. Favourite Website:
  62. a. The Dewchi
    b. Waxy
    c. Daily Kos
    d. Everquest

Answers:

Mostly A�s: Uhhhhhm, this was actually a quiz about Rick.
Mostly B�s: Nice try.
Mostly C�s: Rickrick riiiiiiiiiiick RICK!
Mostly D�s: You don�t know him very well, do you?

*He actually attended ALL of these schools
**He was recorded on tape in 1978 saying he wanted to be a �football� when he grew up

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