Maybe not the best cover letter I’ve ever seen
Sep
27
Many thanks to Via Gina for this bit of honesty in advertising:
I love writing and correcting people’s grammar and reading blogs and magazines every hour of the day in which I am not drunk and/or asleep, so please please hire me for the love of Jesus and All That Is Holy. I can staple with incredible speed and accuracy such that the staple covers no part of the first word in the upper left-hand corner. Thank you for your consideration.
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