Like, ya know, this is like wow! my blog. Like, there are many like it but this one is mine. My blog is my best friend. It is my song. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, mostly, my blog is like, ya know, useless. Without my blog I am silent. I must articulate my song true. I must aim straighter than my adversary, man, who is tryin’ to silence me. I must extend my voice further than he extends his. I will. Before thuh excellence of thuh universe I swear this creed: my blog and myself are defenders of my realm, like, wow, we are thuh masters of those who shun thought, like, we are thuh saviors of free thinkin’ bein’s. So be it, mostly, until there is like wow! peace. Kampai.

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original text courtesy mishupishu