Organic Mutant

New Tab is NOT the old Tab. I was given one on the street today (outside of Peet’s, by a promo person). You remember Tab right? The ‘diet’ soda of the early 80’s? And a soda that for some unknown reason disappeared from our supermarket shelves nearly 20 years ago. Well, now Tab has been resurrected from the mass grave of forgotten soda brands, and is the new kid on the energy drink market. A few hours after it was handed to me, I decided I’d try it (I’m the decider), and I have decided that it tastes like crap. Seriously off; I’d recommend never ever ever even attempting a sip. It is

Horrible.