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Category Archives: humor
Marika Takahashi
I predict you will want to work out immediately after watching this. Apparently, it’s a word-for-word parody of Susan Powter‘s first workout video, featuring poodles and a crazy poodle-woman. Xtina even said that she might adopt this as her new … Continue reading
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If the bus were cool.
If the bus were cool, more people would ride it. If the bus were cool, car drivers wouldn’t be frightened of the “dangers” of sharing their motorized transit with folks they don’t know – delinquents and vandals. If the bus … Continue reading
Posted in commentary, consumption, culture, endorsement, humor, poetry
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Read into it what you will.
You are The Devil Materiality. Material Force. Material temptation; sometimes obsession The Devil is often a great card for business success; hard work and ambition. Perhaps the most misunderstood of all the major arcana, the Devil is not really “Satan” … Continue reading
Smokers are like Butts
Walk down any busy street, and look down at the sidewalk. Your eyes will be greeted by butts. Many many butts. An endless stream of butts. Yellow butts, white butts, dirty, stinky butts. Where do all these butts come from, … Continue reading
Stay away from champagne corks.
Why? Here’s why: You are more likely to be killed by a champagne cork than a poisonous spider. So they say. Also, I am hard at work on identifying an enemy. I have one in mind already.
When vegetables attack
Ever been injured by a raw veggie? I have. I attempted to open a package of zucchini, a plastic plate shrunk wrapped with celophane: I stabbed through a tense area of the plastic wrap with my index finger, and then, … Continue reading
Posted in food, humor, personal
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The freaks come out at night
Today was pretty low key. Lucas has been taking his naps at an earlier hour than usual, which has discombobulated my day. Now I think it’s later earlier. Does that make sense? It means that our afternoons are longer. They … Continue reading
Posted in casawex, humor, insanity, lucas, parenthood, temporary, xtina
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How do you fuck up chicken noodle soup?
Ok so I am doing this ‘total body cleanse’ which consists of taking powders and packets of pills for seven consecutive days. It also requires eliminating certain things from my diet: refined sugars, processed foods, fats, caffeine, alchohol, red meats, … Continue reading
Posted in consumption, food, humor, personal
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Yo Beeyotch!
Plug it. (Not that you need it, Rick, but others might appreciate it.)
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The power of words.
Never let the facts get you down. Words can do a heckuva job.
Posted in humor, insanity, video
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Global Warning
Update: You don’t think I’m joking, do you? Guess what, pal, so far 2006 is the hottest year on record.
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Dirty Laundry
There is a big problem in my life that I have been ignoring for years. Or, just papering over and pretending to deal with. It’s one of those things that is private and if I chose to never mention it … Continue reading →