more live blogging the oscars:
jack nicholson looks like britney. famous people are crazy.
who cares who won?
it’s over, johnny.
more live splogging the oscars:
oof! now is the part of the show where we kiss the icons of the industry assis. three ‘great’ directors are announcing this one - even one who’s never won an oscar. best director: finally martin score-sez-he has won! omidawg! he’s in ecstasy. i wish he had lost [...]
live slpogging the oscars:
dude, they just used a pogues song to sell me an escalade…
(for those of you just checking in, the pogues were a seminal punk irish band whose lead singer had no teeth - he was very difficult to understand - and was also a notorious DRUNK)
Drunkard, please! I ain’t buying no [...]
V’s monologue:
This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is it vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished, as the once vital voice of the verisimilitude now venerates what they once vilified. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and [...]